Friday, April 29, 2011

Who knew the Silver Surfer huffed spraypaint?

Indiana man busted 48 (FORTY-EIGHT) times since 1992 for 'huffing' toxic vapors.


Kelly Gene Gibson looks like he could be a completely normal guy.



An Indiana man's recent bust for "huffing" paint fumes marks the 48th time he was charged over his obsession with inhaling the toxic chemicals.

Kelly Gibson has been in trouble with the law repeatedly since 1992 because of his alleged addiction, police said.

In his latest bust, which took place more than a week ago, police responded after Gibson and his wife, Kelly, got into an argument outside their apartment, according to WANE News in Fort Wayne, Ind.

Kelly told officers her husband was in their apartment but she was afraid to go in, WANE reported. When police went inside, the entire place reeked of paint fumes and Gibson was shirtless with his hands and face covered in silver paint.

He had a plastic bag in one hand, police said, and a can of silver spray paint in the other. He was also dazed and glassy-eyed.

Gibson was arrested and charged with inhaling toxic vapors.




Whether or not he's the human incarnate of the silver surfer, this silver-faced man is a hero--though not exactly a super one--in my book.



via nydailynews

17 comments:

  1. Haha i remember http://hunto.com/mugshots/l/vt491071.jpg from awhile back. Favorite caption - "I blew C3P0 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt".
    And it's amazing what you can find by googling "spray paint mugshot"

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  2. Huffing is up there as the "worst ways to get high" and the "best way to be a fucking retard" in my book.

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  3. Now I get why he is always flying though space! hiiiiiiiiigh...

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  4. They used to huff the glue to model airplanes and such. That is why they made it so you had to sell people a whole kit if they wanted the glue.

    Idiots.

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  5. He needs some serious help. 48 times?!
    Was his wife secretly huffing too?

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  6. is it really illegal to huff paint? i thought it was just... i don't even know

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  7. weird, wonder why he's such a screw up

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  8. Looks all screwed up lol. FOLLOWING.

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  9. Haha, he's not the smart type, it seems.

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  10. Haha, that's a pretty good story. I didn't realize it was illegal to sniff paint.

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  11. HOW DID YOU GET MY PICTURE!?

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  12. That's pretty gross stuff. Kills so many brain cells man.

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  13. Huh. And I thought my brother was a dumbass.

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